Once upon a time, there was an instructor who taught physics students. One day she called them into her class, and showed them a wide, square plate of metal, next to a hot radiator. The students each put their hand on the plate, and found the side next to the radiator cool, and the distant side warm. And the instructor said, Why do you think this happens? Some students guessed convection of air currents, and others guessed strange metals in the plate. They devised many creative explanations, none stooping so low as to say "I don't know" or "This seems impossible."
And the answer was that before the students entered the room, the instructor turned the plate around.
Consider the student who frantically stammers, "Eh, maybe because of the heat conduction and so?" I ask: is this answer a proper belief? The words are easily enough professed—said in a loud, emphatic voice. But do the words actually control anticipation?
Ponder that innocent little phrase, "because of", which comes before "heat conduction". Ponder some of the other things we could put after it. We could say, for example, "Because of phlogiston", or "Because of magic."
"Magic!" you cry. "That's not a scientific explanation!" Indeed, the phrases "because of heat conduction" and "because of magic" are readily recognized as belonging to different literary genres. "Heat conduction" is something that Spock might say on Star Trek, whereas "magic" would be said by Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
However, as Bayesians, we take no notice of literary genres. For us, the substance of a model is the control it exerts on anticipation. If you say "heat conduction", what experience does that lead you to anticipate? Under normal circumstances, it leads you to anticipate that, if you put your hand on the side of the plate near the radiator, that side will feel warmer than the opposite side. If "because of heat conduction" can also explain the radiator-adjacent side feeling cooler, then it can explain pretty much anything.
And as we all know by this point (I do hope), if you are equally good at explaining any outcome, you have zero knowledge. "Because of heat conduction", used in such fashion, is a disguised hypothesis of maximum entropy. It is anticipation-isomorphic to saying "magic". It feels like an explanation, but it's not.
Supposed that instead of guessing, we measured the heat of the metal plate at various points and various times. Seeing a metal plate next to the radiator, we would ordinarily expect the point temperatures to satisfy an equilibrium of the diffusion equation with respect to the boundary conditions imposed by the environment. You might not know the exact temperature of the first point measured, but after measuring the first points—I'm not physicist enough to know how many would be required—you could take an excellent guess at the rest.
A true master of the art of using numbers to constrain the anticipation of material phenomena—a "physicist"—would take some measurements and say, "This plate was in equilibrium with the environment two and a half minutes ago, turned around, and is now approaching equilibrium again."
The deeper error of the students is not simply that they failed to constrain anticipation. Their deeper error is that they thought they were doing physics. They said the phrase "because of", followed by the sort of words Spock might say on Star Trek, and thought they thereby entered the magisterium of science.
Not so. They simply moved their magic from one literary genre to another.
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I have seen this example before. I actually do not blame the students at all for the following reasons (some taken from other comments)
1) They are thinking out loud, so seeing that some aspects points it could be heat conduction(after all that would be the typical reason for most temperature discrepancies withing an item) then they scream "heat conduction" as an invitation for closer look which is a valid (as pointed by other commentors) method of thinking
2) They are screaming the highest probable answer they can think of. Magic and heat conduction are not the same in that case. The students know they do not know the answer for sure and they basically going for the most probable cause that exist in their mind database and isnt that how a theory is initially theorized? after initial stating it get questioned and removed or confirmed
3) This is a physics class. It is assumed you do not know the answer so guessing is a valid way to learn because imagine in a different situation when it was NOT a trick question and the answer was actually heat conduction. The student who GUESSED heat conduction will feel the joy of being right and probably will remember that lesson better for the future since he will link it to a happy specific incident in the class. I think the student aim for that feeling and it is a good thing because I believe it helps them actually learn [need memory learning references]
4) They know (assume) the teacher knows the correct answer, and thus guessing wrong answers is not bad since no one will take their word for it and instead wait for the final correct answer by the teacher. There is no harm at all to guess and try to rationale through all of your theories. Stating the topic of those theories is a valid first step since that's how we usually solve any physics problem (e.g. to calculate the speed of falling ball, you need to recognize which equation you should investigate, should it be conservation of energy or the acceleration equations. Stating the title then investigating till proven right or wrong is a correct way to address this problem. Part of solving a problem is recognizing the telltales that direct you to the right equation, this case had a lot of telltales for heat conduction)
5) While this relates less, but i do not blame the students for not figuring out the right answer because its probability is pretty low. If they never got trick questions from this teacher, it seems a pretty unreasonable thing to assume from a physics teacher during class.
6) I would guess most of the students who would say "i dont know" FAST without exploring those wrong theories will be the lazy and uninterested students. it is equivalent to giving up and shutting down your rationale.
I am pretty confident if this happened to me i will be one of the students who keep trying theories and discussing them with others. I learned a LOT of physics concepts through discussing ideas with bunch of students who none knew the right answer. Many times we were able to reach the right answer after several wrong ones. I think in this situation this what the students were doing and I approve of it [sadly my approval means nothing :D].